Toby Muriel

Appearance
I'm the most unattractive guy you've ever met.

Personality
I make stupid jokes when I'm uncomfortable. I'm also sarcastic.

History
I'm not particularly fond of my history.

Family/Friends
My mother dresses up as a man and seduces other women, and my father writes erotic novels. They got divorced when I was in junior high. It's a pleasant life after all. Up until I was 25 years old, I thought the only response to "I love you" was "Oh crap!" Then I met the love of my life, Joanne Johnson. I also have some friends.