Board Thread:Ships/@comment-3058106-20141231041737

"So I know we're having a daughter -"

"I'd suggest shutting your mouth."

"But did your parents really -"

"Did your ears not hear the words my mouth said?"

"Have to get the creepiest doll -"

"I swear to god. You do not listen to me."

"For her as a Christmas present type thing?"

Lauren shook her head in annoyance at her idiot fiance. "Look, I know my parents can be a bit crazy -" Connor snorted. "But they can sometimes be very sweet."

"Or maybe they're trying to give our future child nightmares."

"I really don't think that's it," Lauren said. "Plus, the doll isn't that bad. She's... She's kind of cute."

"And by kind of cute, you mean terrifying and menacing and looking like she will rip our hearts out at any moment."

Lauren smacked Connor's chest. He grumbled and rubbed where she hit him, mumbling something about it hurting, even though it really hadn't.

"Look, it's a nice, thoughtful gift and we're going to keep the doll. End of discussion," Lauren said, heading off to their bedroom to go to sleep.

"End of engagement," Connor mumbled under his breath. Lauren turned around, glaring right at him. Connor straightened up, glancing around. "Nothing, honey. I just said I'll be right there." He glared at the doll on the couch, and followed Lauren into their bedroom.

The next morning, Connor woke up with his arms around Lauren's waist. He sleepily smiled and looked around the room. Slowly he began to sit up, trying not to disturb his still sleeping fiancee. As he sat up, he saw it sitting on the edge of the bed. He screamed at the top of his lungs, jolting Lauren awake, who also began screaming. She turned to him and shoved him out of the bed, while still screaming. She then turned back around and saw the doll looking right at her and she screamed even louder, rolling off the bed and landing ontop of Connor who was also still screaming.

From the doorway, they heard laughter and Connor sat up, knocking Lauren off him and causing her to hit her head against the bed. "Sorry," he said immediately. She glared at him and got up, rubbing the back of her head and storming off into the other room. Jaime and Paige were sitting on the couch together, laughing hysterically.

"What the hell?!" Lauren screamed at them.

"Hope you liked the surprise!" they said, still laughing.

Connor walked in, glaring at them, but in a matter of seconds, he began laughing too. Lauren turned to glare at him, shaking her head. He coughed, and tried to contain his laughter while Lauren yelled at Jaime and Paige for putting the doll in their bed and for going in their room while they were sleeping. Connor stood in the doorway, trying to control his laughter while Jaime said something about Connor screaming like a little girl. 