Thread:ArianaGrandeForever/@comment-5881633-20140305035856

Happy birthday loser.

You're lucky your birthday landed on a 'holiday' kinda for me so I can greet you earlier and prepare a birthday speech for you.

Kidding. I did not plan this at all.

But yeah. It's your birthday! You're old now. Enjoy it. Have fun. Eat some cake for me because there is no way I'm going to travel to wherever it is you are. Sorry I didn't get you a gift and this crappy message is all I've got.

Uh so what else? There's a giant spider in my room and I don't know where I was going with this. So just do whatever makes you happy and yeah, happy birthday. Thanks for everything. 