User:TheHipsterQueen/Sunners asks...

''' Sunners asks... '''

Okay, so Sunners asked me how I got to be the valedictorian in our school. If you're wondering why it's on here, it's because it's a looooong story and I feel like I need to be able to edit this.

It all started when I was in first grade... nope, too long.

Let's just say that from first to third grade I was the smartest kid in the whole school blah blah blah not important. Fourth grade was my downfall, yeah. And then fifth grade I went back to normal and then I graduated the valedictorian yaaaay.

I'm not even sure how I got to be the valedictorian, I mean, I didn't do my homework, I spent the whole year online, and I was probably the laziest kid out there. Maybe it's because the teachers like me, which again, I don't get, because I have a terrible attitude. I mean, I get all line of 9's, which is so unfair because I don't deserve it.

Anyway, on the last grading I got an average of 98.2 which is so stupid because I didn't deserve it and seriously this school year was my laziest because all I did was take shortcuts and be stupid and be lazy and all that jazz.

I guess I got to be the valedictorian because all the people around me were stupider than I am, or y'know, compared to them, I'm smarter. Seriously tho, my classmates are dense motherfuckers, like, all they do is talk about relationships and sex (seriously. My classmates are voyeuristic perverts) and video games and One Direction and I feel like I'm the only one with a brain. Whoops. I forgot that I'm stupid too. Sorry.

So in conclusion, I got to be valedictorian by being lazy, and because all the people around me are stupid as fuck.