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I feel this is too long for a post, but I'm not into the whole "blog writing" thing. Anywho, I just got back from the first family reunion I've been to since moving out, and got to see my "adorable" baby sister. Who, as it turns out, is having her own little adorable baby. Great news, right? Well, it might've been better had I been told a bit earlier than five months into her pregnancy. I'm still trying to work out how I feel about this. Oh, and there's the additional exciting news of the lucky father, who, as it turns out, is in prison.

I like to think this is why I don't go to family reunions.