Board Thread:Ships/@comment-3503487-20130308102223/@comment-4199666-20130310095634

One time I did this troll answer on yahoo answers. It was a few years ago and I used to stalk the relationship advice questions and attempt to answer them seriously because I thought I had all the answers about crushes. Anyway, this question came up and it was like

"I just had sex...."

then they put a few lyrics to that song and then they were like "but we forgot to use a condom, now what"

so I made up this bs story about how she would get pregnant and then the baby father would abandon her and she'd end up falling in love with her best guy friend who would be there for support, and then they go to get married, when in storms baby daddy on a rainbow unicorn saying "I won't let you two be married." right as they say their vows. And then I think they all died.

and right at the end I was like, but seriously, there's like morning after pills.

I ended up getting top answer so yeah.