Thread:Minithepeanut/@comment-4915867-20131215041250/@comment-4199666-20131215045351

If life gives you lemons you can't make australian lemonade i don't even think it has lemons in it

like lemonade here is clear

whereas solo or lift or pub squash is lemon flavoured

We also have people singing carols and Australian celebrities dancing like the only good commercials are aldi commercials like one time there was an ad with a lady holding her newborn baby and she was like "this is such a great feeling" and this other lady was like "i know how you feel. i bought this loaf of raisin toast for $2 from aldi" and she just acts like it's completely normal and we're like yep

aldi wine isn't all that great though, it's just cheap and good if you want to mix it with grape fanta

well rhyka has been long gone seeing as they broke up, then rhys was kinda stuck on her and then monika was like "get over me and leave me alone" and now they don't talk and caitravanam is annoying me bc I have to convert the ship page #sigh

how are your characters over on cdw?