User:TheHipsterQueen

 marz ∞  ellie  ∞  elijah  ∞  keve  ∞  winter  ∞  graceynne  ∞  penny  ∞  peter parker

 ❝ i like to think i'm helping them by hating them. i'm reminding them that they aren't God's gift to humankind. ❞   my name is almost always either mispronounced or misspelled, so just call me oreo. i'm a little out of shape so i can no longer keep up with the kardashians. sorry kourtney, kim & khloe. &  i'm sarcastic, cynical, slightly obscure, wanderlust-ridden, and i'm the queen of escapism. &  there's a 9000% chance i'll hate you unless you convince me otherwise. nothing personal, it's just in my nature. i'm that girl who hates everything and everyone.

 i'm an extroverted introvert who dreams of the impossible, a walking contradiction that will pay for your lunch because i'm bored, & a dangerously powerful girl who's still a bit lost. i still don't know how to use a semicolon properly; sorta, & i always misuse the word 'literally'. i drink too much coffee & eat too much cupcakes; mint is an obsession, & i like instagram and if that makes me vain then so be it.

also sometimes i wonder why people's profiles are so emo. ohwell.