Thread:Cc71/@comment-28132818-20150228123158/@comment-28132818-20150310160836

i really took my time to reply, didn't i? well, i am a truly busy person after all.. so much business to attend. not even kidding, if i wasn't a professional procrastinator i would not have a life inbetween schoolwork.

WOW, about time you realized ur supposed to be jealous of how superior i am to you. what the heck, why would someone paint my coal bracelet gold?? were they trying to save money? tbh even i wouldn't paint a coal bracelet gold to save money.. too risky, the paint might wash off or somt. you'll do that?? okay then it's a deal, but like, a deal of an indefinite period of time, as in, even if i, as an 80 year old granny book a ticket to see you, a 8425723 year old granny, you will still pay me 10 bucks. my memory may not be the best, but if money is concerned, never forget. never forgive.

y'know, you're not the first person to imply that i am an alien, not in internet OR real life. and you're right, i am truly out of this world. thank you for the compliment. (i deserve it.) i'm not exactly sexist, i just made up the fact that cacti don't have genders cuz it was more convenient for me that way. i'm too lazy to read the message again and remember why, though. i'm not really a fan of cacti tbh. they're spiky and that kinda attitude hurts y'know. like, literally. we have a lot of cactuses in our house tho (my dad rly likes them) and i like them too. i actually googled that and it can be both cacti and cactuses. when i was writing that i was like 'is the plural of cactus cacti or cactuses? but i was too lazy to look it up, so even tho cacti sounded cooler i went with cactuses.

i finished reading 1984 on sunday, well, it was monday basically, at approximately 12:30am and it was awful. what the heck?? how could they. so yesterday i started reading 'we need to talk about kevin' and i only read like 20 pages, but it is only KIND OF about kevin. so far the only information i got about kevin is that: he committed a mass murder in school (on a thursday) and that's all. i'll update you on kevin when i find out more about him.

who is 'carlot's friend mehhico'?? are you talking about denise????? if you are tho, i haven't told denise yet, oddly enough, cuz my first thought when he told me was like 'what?' and my second one was 'i have to tell denise that a natural disaster is coming to mexico, she should prepare'. i looked through my schedule (i don't keep an actual schedule, just the one in my brain) and i'm not sure if we can have the 'pizza date', cuz i do not have time for pizza dates.. i am a serious businesswoman. what are you talking about.. ur just jealous that i'm gonna be THE DANCING QUEEN, YOUNG AND SWEET, ONLY 17

they still didn't hit us up.. kinda sad, kinda disappointed. shut up mister caca, i can call everyone i want a mister.