User blog comment:Katbecrazy/ba dum tss/@comment-24706738-20141205141428

Dude, try me. I have like the most ridiculous allergy ever- I'm allergic to those pineapples that street vendors sell with sugar and stuff. The first (and last) time I ate one of them, my tongue started burning like hell (even water couldn't do the trick) and the next day I looked into the mirror and rashes were everywhere on my face- like wildfire had spread.

P.S. Oh lol whale den I just ate chicken for dinner (and it was fried)