Board Thread:Ships/@comment-3058106-20130929050935

Note: So when Mini pretended to kill Travis, I said I would ship them when Kieran died and they were in the afterlife. I then said I would write a fanfic about it. Here you go. This is dumb. Do not read. I did not write this seriously and this is a total joke. and everyone is totes ooc yay

This is dedicated to LOLCARROT.

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Travis stood on the cloud pacing back and forth, his head looking down at the world below his feet. He had died what felt like neons ago, but was actually only ten mintues. He had been trying to figure out where the hell he was and what the hell was going on, but nothing something to prove anything to him. So, he simply paced back and forth on the fluffy cloud that was otherwise known as the afterlife. There were no instructions or people or heavenly spirits waiting for him when he arrived, and he was completely alone. He sighed, running a hand through his hair beginning to regret his decision of killing himself. Perhaps that was a little too dramatic. Plus, he didn't really like Cait anyways. He was just in complete and total denial of the person he truly did like. It was Kieran, of course. No one would have suspected it because he hid it so easily. Perhaps it was all the time the two had spent together or all the times they pretended to argue and bicker back and forth like an old married couple, but somehow Travis had fallen for Kieran. Now here he was, standing on a cloud - which is completely scientifically impossible, but Travis was dead so he didn't seem to care too much about the science part of life.

A few more minutes passed by, but once again, Travis felt like it was years upon years upon years. There seemed to be no escape from this boring place. He had been hoping that maybe the afterlife would include at least one other person or maybe a pearly white gate or a firey pit that he was thrown into. But no it was just a boring cloud.

From the corner of his eye, he saw movement and he quickly turned his head to face in the direction it came from. A gasp came from his lips as he realized that it was none other than Kieran. He couldn't speak or say a single word but instead continued staring at his friend and crush, trying to figure out what the hell was happening.

"Kieran," Travis said, running over to the other man. "What the fuck, man?"

"I don't fucking know," Kieran replied, glancing around him and taking in the strange surroundings. "Where the fuck are we?"

"I think this is heaven or some shit like that."

"Heaven is a fucking cloud."

"I guess so."

Travis and Kieran both sighed at the same time and glanced over at each other. Travis's eyes glanced down at Kieran's lips, but he immediately moved them back up realizing how gay that was.

"I have to admit something," Kieran said, sighing sadly from whatever it was that he was about to admit. "Before I came here to find you, Cait told me something."

"What'd she tell you?"

"She told me that.. That she loved Sam!"

"Oh my god!"

"Evidently they've had a secret relationship for the past few weeks and she only started dating me because she felt bad."

"I'm so sorry, Kieran," Travis said, wrapping his arms around his best friend in a giant bear hug. The two hugged for an awkward amount of time but the hugging wasn't awkward. After ten mintues of hugging, they pulled away and gazed into each others eyes. "Kieran.."

"Yes?"

"I..."

"Don't speak," Kieran said, placing a finger over Travis's lips as he continued gazing in his eyes. He closed eyes and leaned in and started making out with Travis. They continued doing the deed on the fluffy cloud in the sky of the afterlife.

Before they even knew what was happening, they heard some talking coming from behind them. They glanced in the direction and saw none other than Sam and Cait. "We always knew you were gay!"

Then they all stopped smoking pot and realized that everything was actually a hallucination from smoking too much weed. However, they all knew that they loved each other. Sam and Cait got married and moved to New York and Travis and Kieran got married and had lots of hot sex while Cait's cat was confused as to why it was left home alone and Cait realized she forgot her cat so they went back to get it and they visited Travis and Kieran and walked in on them together on the couch yay runon sentences. The End. 