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Make your own sentence.

Step one, choose the month you were born.

January - I hate

February-  I ran naked with

March- I need

April-  I shot

May- I fell in love with

June- I kissed

July- I pooped on

August- I slept with

September- I killed

October- I went out with

November- I shaved

December- I left the country with

Step two, choose the day you were born.

1: a monkey

2: a hooker

3: vacuum cleaner

4: your mom

5: Barney the dinosaur

6: your ex

7: Santa Claus

8: a dog

9: your dad

10: a condom

11: a bowl of cereal

12: Channing Tatum

1 3: Justin Bieber

14:  a horse

15: an old man

16: a drug dealer

17: a clown

18: your grandma

19: a bag of maggots

20: Michael Jackson

21: a drunk Mexican

22: a rotten egg

23: a piece of crap

24: Taylor Lautner

25: Lil Wayne

26: a creepy doll

27: George Bush

28: a hobo

29: Shane Dawson

30: old socks

31: no one

Last step. Choose the color of the shirt your wearing right now.

White- because thats who i am.

Black- because im sexy.

Pink- because my friends told me too.

Red- because i was in the mood.

Blue- because i hate my life.

Yellow- because im awesome.

Gray- because i smell bad.

Green- because i love to.

Orange- because im beautiful.

Brown- because its fun

Purple- because thats how i roll..

No shirt- because i have perfect abs.

Other- because im single.

Now comment your sentence! or don't comment. I don't care.

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