User:EvilsCourtFan

"Welcome to my world that's painted in sadness...

There's no light of sun, there you can't hear any sound at all..."

"Hey, can you hear me? I called out your name...

''Where are you from? What is it that's brought you here?..."''

Introduction
Anywayyy....welcome to my page. Observing my page, it seems that it is filled with complete nonsense and will/maybe result to your death out of fatal boredom. Let's just get this over with, because I don't want to kill any people (well, except for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez :P)

Hey! Wait! Before you spend your last minutes reading this truckload of pure 100% crap, I have a challenge for you to spruce up your reading experience on this shitty profile page.

Shot Challenge: Take a shot of your favorite drink whenever I say the same word/name on my profile two times or more.

Okay, ready with your drink and a shot glass? Yes? Okay, because  honestly I don't give a fuck if you do or not  things are going to get BOOORING.

Let's gooo!!!

My Likes and Hates
LIKES: HATES:
 * History
 * Anime and Manga
 * Music
 * FanFiction
 * Potatoes
 * Being the future Mrs.Phantomhive and having kids named Ciel Jr.and Maria instead of that annoying bitch Elizabeth  Ciel Phantomhive
 * Free Wi-Fi (and fast ones too)
 * The old woman that lives right next to me and has an unguarded Wi-Fi and lets us use it without killing us with her cats
 * Mathematics
 * Shitty books sick popular girls rave over (like Fifty Shades of Grey)
 * Noise (I'm looking at you Room 2. -.-)
 * Those shitty fanfictions on FanFiction.Net, Quotev, Wattpad and deviantART that have HUGE grammar mistakes
 * Broccoli (Gross...)
 * Accidentally being sucked into my iPad/Mac/Laptop into the Trancy manor and being forced to become Alois Trancy's bride  Alois Trancy
 * Powerful Wi-Fi but with passwords
 * Those shitheads that steal my watermelon plants at night

Stuff About Me
WARNING: Get ready with a venti cup from Starbucks at this point, because this is the part where I worry about your health.

I'm a batshit-crazy mental asylum patient who loves only about five things- the Internet, fried chicken, Ciel Phantomhive and music. If you (somehow) bump into me, I might go all why-the-fuck-did-you-bump-into-me-go-apologize-before-I-kill-you rampage type, y'know, unless I'm on top of the world (and it's REALLY hard to get me into that mood unless I get a vacation to Japan with my boyfriend and future husband Ciel Phantomhive with a lifetime supply of fried chicken and Coke. Or if my BFF User:Katbecrazy is with me.

I have a shitty dad who's bipolar and VERY strict (you do NOT want to mess with him. When I was 5, I nearly got killed out of my dad's rage by being hung upside down with a belt just because I didn't copy my assignments), and a make-up obsessed mom who constantly pressures me to become a successful student (but fuck her, she doesn't even know how fucking HARD it is to pass).