Thread:Minithepeanut/@comment-25611136-20150827103420/@comment-25611136-20150830052519

well my english and maths teacher (they're the same person) isn't that weird. My P.E. teacher constantly refers to people as "sicko" and he always talks about how he owns at least seven pairs of nikes. Claire's P.E. teacher I'm 99.9% sure can't read and the cooking teacher treats the two P.E. teachers like her pets and it's really strange. Both mine and Claire's humanities teachers are like legit bipolar and Claire's made her get her students get their blazers during a fire drill. My humanities teacher alwayyys talks about her kids and she has selfies of them and their tongues as her desktop background which we always see when her computer is plugged in to the interactive white board. The design teacher is pretty normal actually. The art teacher literally says 'okay' after every third word and he seems spaced out like 100% of the time and it takes him the whole lesson to explain something that takes a normal teacher five minutes. My french teacher creeps up behind people and she has a really high pitched voice and a crooked nose, not that she can help that I guess. She has a realllyy flamoyant dressing style too and she always talks to us just in French when we can't speak it because we've only been doing it for 8 months. The performance teacher sort of just does random dancing sometimes...

The vice principal is a Gru from Despicable Me lookalike and he could also be straight out of any horror movie. My sister's Chinese teacher has a really weird sense of humour and he keeps telling me I should move school because I'm only there to confuse him. The tech guy is creepy and he's also really sassy (not that I have a problem with the last bit but he is major creepy too). My science teacher is a kleptomaniac and he broke a world globe once and he draws on tables and he never explains anything about that time he almost got shot in this country no one has ever heard of. I'm also like headcanoning that he's seeing my sister's humanities teacher which is totally not what Karen and Andrew are based on. And also there's the guitar teacher who literally walks up to the window of a classroom with his head down looking like some kind of murderer.

I could go on for much longer but I don't think that would do any good for anyone. Sorry about the long rant.