Board Thread:Ships/@comment-4199666-20131203104402/@comment-4199666-20131203104824

May 19, 2013

Why the fuck is this whole book about Kieran? He may be my best friend but I have prouder accomplishments to report on. Jason’s wife is pregnant which is sorta great except for the fact that there’s an 30% chance it’s not Jason’s and also the fact that she is a slut. #sorrynotsorry Mom and dad won the lottery. Like only two hundred bucks but it’s still better than nothing but now I have a new phone because I’m totally their favourite. Not because I’m the only one that lives at home.